I'm not usually a fan of Americans coming in here and buying our companies, but I am heartily amused when a rich American buys the biggest football club and then ruins everything it stands for to make a crapload of money out of the poor deluded fans.

I was always the last person picked for football at school. I don't mind playing it occasionally (i.e kick around), but fucking hell it's boring to watch.

Man Utd's players will have to play an annual exhibition match in Florida to increase revenues.

Ha! Pwnd!