Discuss..

I was feeling particularly down last night, so went out on the scavenge at about 10:30. Unable to find any Green and Blacks or other nice dark chocolate, I instead plumped for a salmonela bar (my first taste of cadburys in about two years). Instantly after the first square, I remembered how disgusting it is.

The text on the back of the wrapper is probably correct; but it doesn't apply to cadburys choclate, which doesn't even contain enough cocoa to be properly called chocolate.

Still, it did make me feel better. Maybe I should have listened to music instead....

More to the point... if you did want to write about the health benefits of your product, couldn't you find anything better than: 'Its like listening to music and falling in love'.